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| (With apologies to Michaelangelo) |
The Gospel According to Man, Chapter 1, verses 1-6
1 In the beginning was Everything, and Everything was
surrounded by an immeasurable expanse of Nothing, and Everything was
immeasurably compact. 2 The same was in the beginning surrounded by
Nothing. 3 Nothing was made; and Everything was not made. 4 In
Everything was All Energy; and Nothing kept All Energy in Everything.
5 And All Energy explodeth into Nothing because Everything knew nothing about entropy.
6 And Everyone comprehendeth it not.
6 And Everyone comprehendeth it not.
